ONE NIGHT IN MOSCOW (AND WE'LL BE RUSSIAN HOME!)


We had to book a holiday, but we were sick o'Whitley bay
We fancied the Mediterranean.
All the vacancies had gone, that's all the vacancies but one
A Vacancy for which we didn't plan.

What could we do? 
We could hitch, a ride back home from moskvitch
We had to stay face the cost sunbathe in the russian frost.

 One one one ONE NIGHT IN MOSCOW, AND WE'LL BE RUSSIAN HOME 
 One one one ONE NIGHT IN MOSCOW
 I'll be Russian, YOU'LL BE RUSSIAN, WE'LL ALL BE RUSSIAN HOME

The brochure said it's nice & warm, you need no Russian uniform
We had the flu caught a Russian cough,
No fish n'chips or decent pubs, We called the hotel Wormwood Scrubs
We said we would complain to Gorbochof.

We couldn't find a disco anywhere, 
No McDonalds or a wimpy in red square
We must have been potty to have gone to the soviet union.

 One one one ONE NIGHT IN MOSCOW, AND WE'LL BE RUSSIAN HOME 
 One one one ONE NIGHT IN MOSCOW
 I'll be Russian, YOU'LL BE RUSSIAN, WE'LL ALL BE RUSSIAN HOME

For a pint Coronation Street...RUSSIAN HOME
A Bacon Sarny as much as we can eat

RUSSIAN HOME...

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